Zakkry Howell
Zakkry Howell

Random kid: Ugh there are no good rappers. *Cough Cough* Eminem: Sup😎😎

8 годин тому
Ana Radojkovic
Ana Radojkovic

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

12 годин тому
Renots 365
Renots 365

Sounds like this song is about addiction.

19 годин тому
ruddyy123
ruddyy123

How does he keep coming up with this. Nothing is ever the same with em

День тому
HpForThe Win
HpForThe Win

You know this album is legendary when the intro has more than 2 million views

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D. Green225
D. Green225

One if Nate's best hooks.....hands down!!

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Filip Ddbbs
Filip Ddbbs

Top three you never should do 1. Diss Eminem 2. Kill Johns Wicks dog 3. Kidnap Liam Neeson’s daughter

2 дні тому
MITH
MITH

EMINEM my favority ❤🤕 i Love you EMINEM ❤❤

2 дні тому
Ben is a Ten
Ben is a Ten

I was addicted back then. Not now. It's possible to beat that shit.

2 дні тому
Fuck You
Fuck You

All those 43k who disliked are tiktok kids who play fortnite

3 дні тому
1 month ago
1 month ago

*it gets scarier when you realize that it’s him doing kims voice*

3 дні тому
Noke The King
Noke The King

RIP DMX

3 дні тому
AYENG
AYENG

This album is [song title]...!

3 дні тому
tyzer32
tyzer32

First album I ever bought

4 дні тому
Useless Channel
Useless Channel

1:22 Don't mind me just saving the time for myself

4 дні тому
Useless Channel
Useless Channel

I'm here from the memez

4 дні тому
Matthew C
Matthew C

Returned From The Ashes 👽👻 Bet They Didn't See That Shit Coming 🤣🤣😂

4 дні тому
GARCÍA FLORES Diego Alonso
GARCÍA FLORES Diego Alonso

YES

4 дні тому
Adam Wild
Adam Wild

Who is here 2021 smoking weed thinking about nachos now?

5 днів тому
anas syahputra
anas syahputra

۞―P̳r̳e̳m̳i̳u̳m̳ ̳P̳r̳i̳v̳a̳t̳ ̳S̳e̳x̳―۞ ➡️➡️️ 》》 18cams.xyz 《《 -----------------^^----------------- ♠【﹄💖𝐊𝐋𝐈𝐊≔⫸LINK 💖﹃】 ♠みゃあこさん!ฅ( ̳• •̫ • ̳ฅ)ニャン !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1618244245

5 днів тому
Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

I see so many ads or stories on snapchat with the start of this in the background... I feel like that haven't heard the song

5 днів тому
ReaLesT 213
ReaLesT 213

This song🔥only thing I wish is the “no, yes, no, yes, no, no, yes” on the hook would disappear, but the rest 🔥

6 днів тому
Jeremy Hallock
Jeremy Hallock

When he starts naming the people and does the stutter on Tatiana This dudes the fucking goat man

6 днів тому
gabriel FOUGEROUX
gabriel FOUGEROUX

Projets x

6 днів тому
Saúl Prieto
Saúl Prieto

It’s just a storm dick, sit down.

6 днів тому
ReaLesT 213
ReaLesT 213

When he said “I almost forgot to thank my dad I learned a lot from you , you thought me what not to do” I felt that, but I actually love the fucc out of my father 👴🏻

6 днів тому
yamuthafknboi
yamuthafknboi

Growin up, i was a Shady fanatic since the first LP.. I basically stopped fuckin wit him altogether since Encore. He had a couple decent tracks since then. I was wondering how long it would take for something to click. This man finally came back with fuckin VENGENCE!!! This the third new song i'm hearin and Em is NON-STOP SPAZZIN!!! Preciate you,big homie. Needed this shit

6 днів тому
HpForThe Win
HpForThe Win

Eminem has the best workout music

6 днів тому
Adrian Marquez
Adrian Marquez

1:56 The 2nd best answer to every question

6 днів тому
Juice WRLD
Juice WRLD

1:46 Thank me later

7 днів тому
Sausboi
Sausboi

*Hell yeah*

7 днів тому
Martin Pedata
Martin Pedata

We'd need another Slim Shady to break the ice in this soft ass generation a little

7 днів тому
Couch
Couch

What's your name, again? I forgot.

7 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

Yea, Yeah Yea, Yea, Yea (What's your name?) Marshall (Who's your daddy?) I don't have one My mother reproduced like a komodo dragon And had me on the back of a motorcycle Then crashed in the side of loco-motive with rap, I'm loco It's like handing a psycho a loaded handgun Michelangelo with a paint gun in a tantrum 'Bout to explode all over the canvas Back with the Yoda of rap in a spasm (Your music usually has them) (But waned for the game your enthusiasm it hasn't) (Follow you must, Rick Rubin my little Padawan) A Jedi in training, colossal brain and, thoughts are entertaining But docile and impossible to explain and, I'm also vain and Probably find a way to complain about a Picasso painting Puke Skywalker, but sound like Chewbacca when I talk Full of such blind rage I need a seeing eye dog Can't even find the page, I was writing this rhyme on Oh, it's on a rampage, couldn't see what I wrote I write small It says ever since I drove a '79 Lincoln with white walls Had a fire in my heart, and a dire desire to aspire, to Die Hard So as long as I'm on the clock punching this time card Hip hop ain't dying on my watch But sometimes, when I'm sleeping, she comes to me in my dreams Is she taken? Is she mine? Don't got, Don't care, don't have two shits to give Let me take you by the hand to promise land And threaten everyone, cause there's no rhyme or no reason for nothing Marshall I don't know him, but I wonder (Is he rich like me?) Ha-ha (Has he taken, any time, to show you what you need to live?) No! If he had, he wouldn't have ended up in these rhymes on my pad I wouldn't be so mad, my attitude wouldn't be so bad, yeah, dad I'm the epitome and the prime example of what happens When the power of the rhyme falls into the wrong hands, and Makes you want to get up and start Dancing, even if it is Charles Manson Who just happens, to be rapping, blue lights flashing Laughing all the way to the bank, lamping in my K-Mart mansion I'm in the style department with a Pile in my car, ripping the aisle apart With great power comes absolutely no responsibility, for content Completely, despondent and condescending, the king of nonsense And controversy is on a, Beat killing spree, your honor, I must, plea, guilty Cause I sparked a, revolution, rebel without a cause Who caused the evolution of rap to take it to the next level, boost it But several rebuked it, and whoever produced it (Hip hop is the devil's music) Is that me? It belongs to me? Cause I just happen to be, a white honky devil with two horns That don't honk but every time I speak you, hear a beep? But lyrically I never hear a peep, not even a whisper Rappers better stay clear of me, bitch, cause it's the... It's the time of the season, when hate runs high And this time, give it to you easy, when I take back what's mine With pleasured hands, and torture everyone, that is my plan My job here isn't done, Cause there's no rhyme or no reason for nothing Shady (Who's your daddy?) I don't give a fuck, but I wonder (Is he rich like me?) Doubt it, ha (Has he taken, any time, to show you what you need to live?) So, yeah, dad let's walk, let's have us a father and son talk But I bet we probably wouldn't get one block Without me knocking your block off, this is all your fault Maybe that's why I'm always so bananas, I appeal to all those walks Of like, whoever had strife, Maybe that's what dad and son talks are like Cause I, related to the struggles of young America When their fucking parents were unaware of their troubles Now they're ripping out their fucking hair again, it's hysterical I chuckle, cause everybody bloodies their bare knuckles, yeah, uh-oh Better beware knuckleheads, the sound of my hustle says don't knock The doors broken, it won't lock, It might just fly open, get cold cocked You critics come pay me a visit, Misery loves company, please stay a minute Kryptonite to a hypocrite, Zip your lip if you dish it but can't take it Too busy getting stoned in your glass house to kick rocks Then you wonder why I lash out, Mister Mathers as advertised on the flyers So spread the word cause I'm promoting my passion til I'm passed out A completely brain dead Rainman, going a bankhead in a restraint chair So bitch, if you shoot me a look it better be a blank stare Or get shanked in the pancreas, I'm angrier than all eight of the reindeer Put together with Chief Keef cause I hate every fucking thing, yeah Even this rhyme, bitch And quit tryna look for a fucking reason for it that ain't there But I still am a CRIMINAL Ten year old degenerate grabbing on my GENITALS The last Mathers LP that went diamond This time I'm predicting this one will go EMERALD When will the madness end, how can it when There's no method to the pad and pen The only message that I have to sing Is: Dad, I'm back at it again, bitch

7 днів тому
El Cuervo
El Cuervo

Momento XD

8 днів тому
TEEYAI MAXWELL
TEEYAI MAXWELL

R.I.P. DMX

8 днів тому
Claude Julian Armada
Claude Julian Armada

I don't know if this song made me mourn for the daughter I never have or the father I never had.

8 днів тому
The professor Ahmad
The professor Ahmad

Everyone’s talking about this song giving them confidence, but the only thing this song gives to me is motivation especially in the gym with a nasty pump 👌 this song always makes me superset my superset or continue pushing for another PR

8 днів тому
Tohlo
Tohlo

🔥

8 днів тому
Tohlo
Tohlo

🔥

8 днів тому
Tohlo
Tohlo

🔥

8 днів тому
iHeartDestiny
iHeartDestiny

music video plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

8 днів тому
Mac11 Music
Mac11 Music

Bumpin

8 днів тому
Mac11 Music
Mac11 Music

2021 still bumpin

8 днів тому
Yuhboydavid
Yuhboydavid

This song makes me wanna

8 днів тому
r r
r r

It's funny how kids hate on em to look cool. He is goat. Period.

9 днів тому
octobersveryown
octobersveryown

i forgot how much this song makes me feel

10 днів тому
Grant Lewis
Grant Lewis

Divorced after 12 years and 3kids... enjoy your misery misty

10 днів тому
KOBE B 4 LIFE
KOBE B 4 LIFE

Until you tell me gods coming

11 днів тому
Y e
Y e

Goat

11 днів тому
Соломія Оленич
Соломія Оленич

Я одна Русская?:...)...

12 днів тому
Xx3k_sourkidxx
Xx3k_sourkidxx

Me: finally learned godzilla Eminem: congrats know you must finish the secret boss. Gnat.

13 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

Uh. Oh, adies and gentlemen The moment you've all been waiting for In this corner, weighing 175 pounds With a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders, The undisputed, most diabolical villain in the world Slim Shady! So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don't act like a snobby model, you just hit the lotto O-oh, o-oh, bitches hoppin' in my Tahoe Got one ridin' shotgun and no, not one of 'em got clothes Now, where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? I noticed there's so many of 'em And there's really not that many of us And ladies love us, my posse's kickin' up dust It's on 'til the break of dawn And we're starting this party from dusk Back with Andre the Giant, Mr. Elephant Tusk Fix your musk, you'll be just another one bit the dust Just one of my mother's sons who got thrown under the bus Kiss my butt, lick from unda cheese from under my nuts It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks It's a must, I redeem my name and haters get mushed Bitches lust, man, they love me when I lay in the cut Fisticuffs, the lady give her eighty-some paper cuts Now picture us; it's ridiculous, you curse at the thought 'Cause when I spit the verse the shit gets worse than Worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words, it's picture perfect, works every time Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes It's elementary, the elephants have entered the room I venture to say we're the center of attention, it's true Not to mention back with a vengeance, so hence the signal Of the bat symbol, the platinum trio's back on you hoes So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of 'em got clothes Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? I notice there's so many of 'em And there's really not that many of us. And ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust. It's on till the break of dawn And we're starting this party from dusk They see that low rider go by, they're like, "Oh my!" You ain't got to tell me why you're sick, 'cause I know why I dip through in that Six-Trey, like, "Sick 'em, Dre!" I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they're sick of me But hey, what else can I say? I love L.A. 'Cause over and above all, it's just another day And this one begins where the last one ends Pick up where we left off and get smashed again I'll be damned, just fucked around and crashed my Benz Drivin' 'round with a smashed front end, let's cash that one in Grab another one from out the stable The Monte Carlo, El Camino, or the El Dorado? The hell if I know, do I want leather seats or vinyl? Decisions, decisions, garage looks like Precision Collision Or Maaco, beats quake like Waco Just keep the bass low, speakers away from your face though So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of 'em got clothes Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? I notice there's so many of 'em And there's really not that many of us. And ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust. It's on till the break of dawn And we're starting this party from dusk It's bottle after bottle The money ain't a thang when you party with me It's what we into, it's simple We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe I'm the napalm, the bomb, the Don, I'm King Kong Get rolled on, wrapped up and reigned on I'm so calm, through Vietnam, ring the alarm Bring the Chandon, burn marijuan', do what you want Nigga, on and on, 'til the break of what? Get the paper, man, I'm cakin', you know I don't give a fuck I spend it like it don't mean nothin' Blow it like it's supposed to be blown Motherfucker, I'm grown I stunt, I style, I flash the shit I gets what the fuck I want, so what I trick? Fat-ass Birkin bags, some classy shit Jimmy Choo shoes; I say, "Move, " a bitch move So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of 'em got clothes Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? I notice there's so many of 'em And there's really not that many of us. And ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust. It's on till the break of dawn And we're starting this party from dusk.

13 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

DMC, we have a mid-thirties male found down, unresponsive Possible overdose, substance unknown Pulse is 60 and thready, respiration's eight He's intubated and we're bagging him now Uh, BP 90 over palp, patient is cool, pale, and diaphoretic Has aspirated, uh, GSC is 3 Will update en route, ETA ten minutes As I fall deeper into a manic state I'm a prime candidate for the gene to receive the drug addict trait Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate I seem to gravitate to the bottle of NyQuil then I salivate Start off with the NyQuil, like, I think I'll just have a taste Couple of sips of that then I gradually graduate To a harder prescription drug called Valium, like, yeah that's great I go to just take one and I end up like having eight Now I need something in my stomach 'cause I haven't ate Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak And you'd think that with all I have at stake Look at my daughter's face "Mommy, something is wrong with dad I think He's acting weird again, he's really beginning to scare me Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me And all he does is eat Doritos and Cheetos And he just fell asleep in his car eating 3 Musketeers in the rear seat" Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know Feels like I been down this road before So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me As soon as I go home and close the door Kinda feels like déjà vu I wanna get away from this place, I do But I can't and I won't, say I try, but I know that's a lie 'Cause I don't and why, I just don't know "Maybe just a nice cold brew, what's a beer?" That's the devil in my ear, I've been sober a fuckin' year And that fucker still talks to me, he's all I can fucking hear "Marshall, come on, we'll watch the game It's the Cowboys and Buccaneers" And maybe if I just drink half, I'll be half-buzzed For half of the time, who's the mastermind behind that little line? With that kind of rationale, man, I got half a mind To have another half a glass of wine, sounds asinine Yeah, I know, but I never had no problem with alcohol Ouch, look out for the wall, aim for the couch, I'm 'bout to fall I miss the couch and down I go, lookin' like a bouncy ball Shit must've knocked me out 'cause I ain't feel the ground at all Wow, what the fuck happened last night? Where am I? Man, fuck, am I hungover, and goddamn, I Got a headache, shit, half a Vicodin, why can't I? All systems ready for take off, please stand by Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know Feels like I been down this road before So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me As soon as I go home and close the door Kinda feels like déjà vu I wanna get away from this place, I do But I can't and I won't, say I try, but I know that's a lie 'Cause I don't and why, I just don't know So I take a Vicodin, splash, it hits my stomach, then "Ahhh" Couple of weeks go by, it ain't even like I'm gettin' high Now I need it just not to feel sick, yeah, I'm gettin' by Wouldn't even be taking this shit if DeShaun didn't die Oh yeah, there's an excuse; you lose Proof so you use There's new rules, it's cool if it's helpin' you to get through It's twelve noon, ain't no harm in self-inducin' a snooze What else is new? Fuck it, what would Elvis do in your shoes? Now here I am three months later, full-blown relapse "Just get high until the kids get home from school, homes, relax" And since I'm convinced that I'm an insomniac I need these pills to be able to sleep, so I take three naps Just to be able to function throughout the day, let's see That's an Ambien each nap, how many Valium? Three? And that will average out to about one good hour's sleep Okay, so now ya see the reason how come he Has taken four years to just put out an album, B See, me and you, we almost had the same outcome, Heath 'Cause that Christmas, you know the whole pneumonia thing? It was bologna, was it the methadone, ya think? Or the hydrocodone you hide inside your pornos? Your VCR tape cases, with your Ambien CR Great places to hide 'em, ain't it? So you can lie to Hailie I'm going beddy-bye, Whitney, baby; good night, Alaina! Go in the room and shut the bedroom door And wake up in an ambulance They said they found me on the bathroom floor, damn Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know Feels like I been down this road before So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me As soon as I go home and close the door Kinda feels like déjà vu I wanna get away from this place, I do But I can't and I won't, say I try, but I know that's a lie 'Cause I don't and why, I just don't know

13 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

Yeah, ohh, yeah yeah, ohh I feel like dancing, I feel like dancing I smell something in the air that's making me (High) I said, I smell something in the air that's making me high Okay, here we go, do-re-mi-fa-so, fa-so-la-ti-da-so Lyrical Roscoe, kick back the Tabasco You motherfuckers must just not know the tick-tock, so Time to show you the most kick-ass flow in the cosmos Picasso with a pick-axe, a sick asshole Tic-tac-toe 'cross your six-pack with X-acto Knives, stranglin' wives with thick lasso Big bags of the grass, Zig-Zags, I'm with the Doc, so You know how that go, skull and the crossbones This is poison to boys and girls who do not know You do not wanna try this at home, my lil' vato This is neither the time nor the place to get macho So crack a six-pack, sit back with some nachos Maybe some popcorn and watch the show and just rock slow It's not what you expected, nor what you thought, so 'Bout time that you wake the fuck up, smell the pot smoke It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana That's creeping up on me, why I'm so high Maybe it's the Henny that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me, I don't mind I said it's the ganja, it's the marijuana That's creeping up on me, why I'm so high Maybe it's the Henny that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me, I don't mind Your dreams are gettin' fulfilled, ooh, I'm literally gettin' a chill Spittin' at will, me and Dre have just finished splittin' a pill You're submittin' to skill, sittin' still I'm admittin' I'm beginnin' to feel like I don't think anyone's real Faced with a dilemma: I can be Dalai Lama And be calm or bring drama, a step beyond of Jeffrey Dahmer Please don't upset me, mama, you're lookin' sexy, mama Don't know if it's the lala or the rum and Pepsi, mama Don't wanna end up inside my refrigerator freezer Be used as extra topping the next time I make a pizza How many people you know who can name every serial Killer who ever existed in a row? Put 'em in chronological order, beginnin' with Jack the Ripper Name the time and place; from the body, the bag, the zipper Location of the woods, where the body was dragged and then dumped The trunk that they were stuffed in, the model, the make, the plate And which model, which lake they found her in, how they attacked the victim Say which murder weapon was used to do what in which one Which knife and which gun, what kid, what wife, and which nun Don't stop, I like this, it's fun, the fuckin' night's just begun It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana That's creeping up on me, why I'm so high Maybe it's the Henny that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me, I don't mind I said it's the ganja, it's the marijuana That's creeping up on me, why I'm so high Maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me, I don't mind When I'm behind the mic, dynamite's what it's kinda like You're stuck with the same stick that you're tryna light Behind the board sits Dre, legends are made this way Isn't it safe to say this is the way it should be? Maybe you need some lyric syrup serum for your symptoms Here's a dosage of the antidote, now you give him some He can give her some, she can give them some Get behind a LinnDrum, make up a beat and cure the sucker syndrome The spinnin' drum when it comes to lyrics and pennin' some Startin' from scratch and then endin' up at the ending of Capable of winnin' a Pulitzer So unbelievable, it's a titanium cranium that's full of sur- -Prises when the smoke rises right before your very own eyes You stare into your stereos (High) Good evening, this isn't even a weed thing I ain't even smoke anything, I ain't even drinking It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana That's creeping up on me, why I'm so high Maybe it's the Henny that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me, I don't mind It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana That's creeping up on me, why I'm so high Maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me, I don't mind

13 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

Yo, follow me, come with me to the dark side of the force No man would boldly go, to this place The devil only knows, of this world So dark and oh so cold, it's oh so cold, oh so cold Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't Boy you think you're clever, don't ya? Girl, you think you're so smart Come with me to another side in a world so cold and so dark A world so dark, a world so cold, a world where only some will go But none return, when will they learn? Where do they go? God only knows (Stay wide awake) Fe-fi-fo-fum, I think I smell the scent of a placenta I enter Central Park, it's dark; it's Winter in December I see my target, put my car in park and approach a tender Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her Sit down beside her like a spider, hi there girl, you mighta Heard of me before, see whore, you're the kind of girl that I'd a- -Ssault and rape then figure why not try to make your pussy wider? Fuck you with an umbrella, then open it up while the shit's inside ya I'm the kinda guy that's mild but I might flip and get a little bit wilder Impregnate a lesbian, yeah, now let's see her have triplets and I'll di- -Sintegrate them babies as soon as they're out her with formalde- -Hyde and cyanide, girl you can try and hide, you can try to scream louder No need for no gunpowder, that only takes all the fun outta Murder and I'd rather go "vinn-vinn!" and now you see just how the Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp Shit, wait a minute I mean skull, my knife seems dull, pull another one out Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't Boy you think you're clever, don't ya? Girl, you think you're so smart Come with me to another side in a world so cold and so dark A world so dark, a world so cold, a world where only some will go But none return, when will they learn? Where do they go? God only knows (Stay wide awake) So dark and so cold, my friends don't know this other side of me There's a monster inside of me, it's quite ugly and it frightens me But they can't see what I can see, there's a vacancy in my tummy It's making me play hide-and-seek, like Jason I'm so hungry She's naked, see, no privacy but I can see she wants me So patient, see, I try to be but gee, why does she taunt me? Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep, I creep right through the front See, so blatantly but silently cause I know that she's sound sleep "Who's waking me so violently and why's he on top of me? He's raping me, " she tries to scream, "Somebody please get him off me He's taping me, he's biting me, he's laughing like it's funny" She's scraping me, she's fighting me, she's scratching like some dumb freak Escaping me, no dice, you see, I might just be Ted Bundy Or Satan, gee what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties I'm crazy but it's all right with me, man life can be so empty Stay away from me cause I'm dancing to quite a different drumbeat Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't Boy you think you're clever, don't ya? Girl, you think you're so smart Come with me to another side in a world so cold and so dark A world so dark, a world so cold, a world where only some will go But none return, when will they learn? Where do they go? God only knows (Stay wide awake) Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake Soon as you lay me down to sleep it's your soul I'mma try to take Pray for light of day right away, why do they try to fight today? I must make them pay twice as much, might as well put the knife away Now I use power tools, how 'bout now, are you in the shower? Scour you for 6 hours 'til outage of power outlets How did you figure out I was down in your basement, now ya Musta just heard the sound of my stomach growling from down there Prowler, there's no one fouler; bound ya, that's how they found ya Face down in the tub I drown ya with piles of downers around ya Such nostalgia and power, such prowess, look how you cower Jump out on you now like I was Jawa from fucking Star Wars Jabba the Hutt, beddy-bye-bye, beddy-bye-bye, it's time to die-die Ought to not even bother to scream, it don't even matter Amazing when grazing skin with these razor blades he waves at ya Not your everyday Damien, bathe me in holy water Nothing like Son of Sam so please understand there's no gun in hand Where's the thrill in the hunt, there's no fun in that, here I come with axe Fun to act like lumberjack when I'm hacking 'em up with that What was that? Dial 9-1-1, someone's coming in from the back Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't Boy you think you're clever, don't ya? Girl, you think you're so smart Come with me to another side in a world so cold and so dark A world so dark, a world so cold, a world where only some will go But none return, when will they learn? Where do they go? God only knows (Stay wide awake)

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NotShallow
NotShallow

Yo Same song and dance Damn girl everywhere I go Same song and dance I like the way you move all over the globe Same song and dance Something about it man Same song and dance In the pale moonlight I'm looking at you yeah girl you're kinda taken back by The whole rapper thing aren't ya? Probably think you'll get slapped so damn hard ya Wont even be able stand up straight aren't ya? A couple rape charges people think you're a monster The police constantly buggin' you non-stop I walk up on you, well hello Tonya! I think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck You outta gas, do you got a flat? I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat I got your back, why don't you put your laundry basket in the back? And sit up front, I'm not asking, it's a trap You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a wrap In broad day, no masks for this attack I heard them say exact opposites attract If that's fact it'll take task force to get you back Yeah baby do that dance It's the last dance You'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass You ain't never gonna break that glass The windshield's too strong for you I said yeah baby sing that song It's the last song You'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing Show me what you got Give it your all Look at you bawl Why you cryin' to me Same song and dance The first victim I had, she was a big one Big movie star, party girl, big fun She was the girl the media always picked on In and out of rehab every four to six months She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts On nickelodeon flashed to little kids once What an event it was, I was sitting in front I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in son Look her she comes I'd better put out the big guns "Hello Lindsay you're looking a little thin, hun' How about a ride to rehab? get in cunt! Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want Girl I'm just kidding let me start over again, hun See what I meant was we should have a little intervention Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension You little wencher, murder wasn't my intention If I wanted to kill you it would have already been done Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her with sixty six inches of extension chord Yeah baby do that dance It's the last dance You'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass You ain't never gonna break that glass The windshield's too strong for you I said yeah baby sing that song It's the last song You'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing Show me what you got Give it your all Look at you bawl Why you cryin' to me Same song and dance My second victim was even bigger than the first Pop star, icon, the whole works She played a little schoolgirl when she first Burst upon the scene and seen the world was hers She twirls and turns and flirts and skirts so bad it hurts It irked me and made me mad at first I lashed out in my songs But what was really going on was that I had developed a crush, I just didn't know how to tell it to her Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her? Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk? We'll settle this once and for all, I'm a tell her at dusk Tonight, tonight it's the night, and tell her I must Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just Climb the gate and ring the bell, like "hello my love" I just picked your prescription for ceriquill up Now would you like to share a pill or two with me? I'll share my Valium with you cause I'm feeling you Britney I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one ever since at schoolgirl juvenile delinquent I've been feeling you ooh ooh girl you sexy little girl You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value Come on toots give me the Valium alley-oop, I'll slam dunk it in your mouth till you puke And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup I'm about to make a new outfit outta you A new outfit? shit I'll make a new suit outta you, shoot Now show me how you move baby, do how you do Yeah baby do that dance It's the last dance You'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass You ain't never gonna break that glass The windshield's too strong for you I said yeah baby sing that song It's the last song You'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing Show me what you got Give it your all Look at you bawl Why you cryin' to me Same song and dance Same kicking and screaming same crying and sobbing same song and dance Same yelling and bleeding same begging and pleading same song and dance

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NotShallow
NotShallow

Hello... Allow me to introduce myself My name is, Shady; it's so nice to meet you It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out? Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a pill, and I'm recklessly wreckin' the house That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now There's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth Down the hatch, and the feelin' you can't match it I rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn ratchet Att-ack-tack-tacking a whore with the damn hatchet A napsack pack with like 40-some Xanaxes Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniel's Forumula 44D and 40's with bad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello And are you menstruating baby, my lil' friend's waiting to say hello The way your titties are wiggling and your booties shakin' like Jello Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimme 'em It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun A 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room Excuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivian? I woke up next to ya naked and err, did we um Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy, hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper, but there don't seem to be one No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run Like Speedy Gonzales, see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of 3's I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? Some are opal and some are pink, Some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for good (Word, word, word, word, word, word, word) I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased He's no longer getting them free, 100 bucks for these Percodans Plus it's getting to be where he'll lustfully search the den Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up, muscle relaxers For his back, and a couple of Paxils, now he's doubling backwards And he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his back bone Heard something go crack, Now he's up in the bathroom Like he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soon Because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops While I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it I'm back Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? Some are opal and some are pink, Some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello Hello... Allow me to introduce myself My name is, Shady; it's so nice to meet you It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you

13 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

Shady Aftermath Ha ha G-G-G-G-Unit Ha ha 'Cause we came here to set this party off right Let's bounce tonight And if they don't let us in through the front, we'll come through the side 'Cause I don't ever wanna leave the game without At least saying goodbye So all my people on the left, all my people on the right Scream one last time Get your ass up for the Doctor, one more time Get your ass up for the Doctor, c'mon now Here we go, cliff hanger, it's another club banger Got you hangin' on the edge of your seat, get on down Time's up, game's over, you lose, I win 'Bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this here Ooh yeah, new year, next phase begin Look who's got you goin' crazy again I'm a trend, I set one every time I'm in I go out and just come back, full circle again You a fad, that means you somethin' that we already had But once you're gone, you don't come back Too bad, you're off the map now, radar can't even find you We stay on the grind, you slip, we out-grind you You walk around mad, you let your anger blind you We walk around just playin' the violin behind you Enough with all the pissin' and moanin', whinin' and bitchin' Sit and observe, listen you'll learn if you pay attention Why ten multi-platinum albums later, three diamond Worldwide, we on the charts with a bullet, and still climbin' 'Cause we came here to set this party off right Let's bounce tonight And if they don't let us in through the front, we'll come through the side 'Cause I don't ever wanna leave the game without At least saying goodbye So all my people on the left, all my people on the right Scream one last time When Dr. Dre says crunk, you will get it crunk Get it crunk (crunk, crunk, crunk) And when 50 Cent says jump, you get on one foot and Jump (jump, jump, jump) The buzz is tremendous, we drop you all to sense it I don't gotta promote it, for you to know that Doc is off the benches We keep the party rockin' off the hinges We ain't showin' off, we're just goin' off popular consensus But critics say that Doc is soft, Doc is talk, Doc is all Washed up, knock it off, who the fuck is Doc impressin'? Doc is this, Doc is that, you got the wrong impression You must be on the cock of Doc, 'cause Doc left you all guessin' So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record, what? We gon' have this motherfucker hoppin' in a second (bump, bump) That's why we always save the best cut last To make you scratch and itch for it like fresh cut grass 'Cause we done swam with the sharks, wrestled with alligators Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers Whom if it wasn't for rap to bridge the gap maybe raised to be racist Who may have never got to see our faces Graced the cover of Rolling Stone pages, broke down barriers Of language and races, just call on the caped crusaders And leave it to me and Dre to pass the mic and we can play the Back and forth all day like the hot potato game That's why we came to 'Cause we came here to set this party off right Let's bounce tonight And if they don't let us in through the front, we'll come through the side 'Cause I don't ever wanna leave the game without At least saying goodbye So all my people on the left, all my people on the right Scream one last time 50 Cent, come on Bounce now, hands up, you know how we do We make the club jump, everywhere we go It's no secret, everybody know When Dre's involved, there's plenty money involved And plenty hunnies involved, the sunny Sundays and palm trees Cali, every day is just another party from the valleys All the way to them 8 Mile alleys, let's rally Hands up for the grand finale Now raise up out your seat, Dre's about to speak Blaze a pound of weed six days up out the week You can catch me in the studio, bangin' out the beats to Provide you with the heat that keep blazin' out your speaker So never say never, 'cause Shady, Aftermath together Along with G-Unit Records, presents the return of the The Doc and Shady, no one can do it better We tear the club up and leave without a shred of evidence that a We came here to set this party off right Let's bounce tonight And if they don't let us in through the front, we'll come through the side 'Cause I don't ever wanna leave the game without At least saying goodbye So all my people on the left, all my people on the right Scream one last time Yeah! Ha ha Still Aftermath, 2006 And don't worry 'bout that "Detox" album, it's comin' We gon' make Dre do it (ha ha) 50 Cent, G-Unit Obie Trice, D-Twizy, Stat Quo, Dr. Dre, we ain't leavin' Let's go! Ha ha Ladies and gentlemen Thank you all for comin' out Peace Oh shit, I almost forgot You're comin' with me Hahaha, bye, bye See you in hell, fuckers

13 днів тому
Cumras
Cumras

Ngl it's pretty good

13 днів тому
Althaf
Althaf

I thought this was like a gay parody of eminem lmao💀

13 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

I don't understand Why are you bein' so mean!? You're a mean, mean man! You're just jealous of me 'Cause you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me 'Cause you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're really jealous of me 'Cause I'm what you want to be 'So you just look like a idiot When you say these mean things 'Cause it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie Alright listen, I need you to focus I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are going to perform an experiment of a sort I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close em' You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis For the next four and a half minutes We are going to explore into your mind To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous Now why do they make you who Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening OK now I need your un-divided attention Sir I have a question Why do I always sense this, Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room? It gets all quiet and whispers Whenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned? I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me Is it just because You're just jealous of me Cause you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me Cause you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're really jealous of me Cause I'm what you want to be So you just look like a idiot When you say these mean things Cause it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie Alright now I, I just flubbed a line I was going to say something extremely important But I forgot who or what it was I fucked up, Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't That's just what you wanted to hear from me Is that I fucked up ain't it? That I could bust one take Without lookin' at no paper It doesn't take a bunch of takes Or me to stand here in this booth all day For me to say the truth OK You're drooling, you have tooth decay You're mouth is open, You're disgusting What the fuck you eat for lunch, A bunch of sweets or somethin' What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch? You're tooth is rottin' through the gum Your breath stinks, Want to chew some gum? (Yes I do sir what am I on?) You sir are on truth serum [Marshall I'm so jealous of you Please say you won't tell nobody I'd be so embarrassed I'm just absolutely terrified That someone's gonna find out Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful Mean things, is my own insecurities! You're just jealous of me Cause you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me Cause you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me Cause I'm what you want to be So you just look like a idiot When you say these mean things Cause it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie Alright now we, we're going to conduct That experiment that we were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog looks like When he takes two hits of ecstasy 'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like Want to check to see? Here's a mirror Notice the resemblance here? Wait let me put these sun glasses on Now look in this mirror, how bout' now What do you have in common? You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em' You look like I sound like, singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of your mouth This is between me and you I know you're not happy, I know you'd much rather see me lying In the corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying There's no denying That my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like stickin' a banana between 2 oranges Why are you even doin' this to yourself? It's pointless, Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous My point is this, that if you say mean things, You're weenie will shrink Now I forgot what the chorus is, you're just a You're just jealous of me 'Cause you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me 'Cause you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me Cause I'm what you want to be So you just look like a idiot When you say these mean things 'Cause it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie Fuck off my dick

13 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

Dre (Em) Yeah, definitely, definitely dope Definitely, K-Mart Yeah, yeah You find me offensive? I find you offensive For finding me offensive Hence if I should draw the line any fences If so to what extent if at Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive They say I cause extensive Psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this, Far at other people's expenses I say your all just too goddamn sensitive It's censorship And it's down right blasphemous Let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either He used to be like a hero to me I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator Right next to Darth Vader And Darth must have put a hex on him for later I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther I killed Superman, I killed super-man Man how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy Kryptonite the green chronic 'Cause I ain't got no legs! Or no brain, nice to meet you Hi, my name is, I forgot my name! My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is, Rain man Now in the Bible it says Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed, Have homosexual sex Unless of course you were given the consent to join in Then of course, it's intercourse And it's bisexual sex Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions Either before, during or after performing the act of that which Is normally referred to as such, more commonly known phrases That are more used by today's kids In a more derogatory way but But who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say? Let's ask Dr. Dre Dr. Dre? (What up?) I gotta question if I may? (Yeah) Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah) And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah) But, up, I ain't done yet In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt While he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never meant it was just an accident But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don't need to go in into any more details but What if he pictured it as a female's butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things up 'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because 'Cause I ain't got no legs! Or no brain, nice to meet you Hi, my name is, I forgot my name! My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is, Rain man You find me offensive, I find you offensive Shit, this is the same verse I just did this When am I gonna come to my good senses? Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses My spider sense is telling me Spiderman is nearby And my plan is to get him next And open up a whip ass canister Goddamn it Dre where's the goddamn beat? (Yeah) Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it This is the only thing that I'm good at I am the bad guy, Kryptonite, the green chronic Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it I got it, high fived Nick Lachey Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away And she flew around the room like a balloon I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna Out the trash can and zoom I Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich And I ain't even gotta make no goddamn sense I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit 'Cause I ain't got no legs Or no brain, nice to meet you Hi, my name is I forgot my name! My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is Rain man 'Cause I Yo, Rain Man Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre, super dope beat maker two thousand Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million Nine hundred and seventy three thousand Four hundred and sixty three And seventy (Yeah)

13 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

There I go, thinkin' of you again You don't know how sick you make me You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach Every time I think of you I puke You must just not know You may not think you do but you do Every time I think of you I puke I was gonna take the time to sit down And write you a little poem But off of the dome it would probably be a little more More suitable for this type of song, whoa I got a million reasons off the top of my head That I could think of Sixteen bars just ain't enough to put some ink to So fuck it I'm a start right here and just be brief About to rattle off some other reasons I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo Of you on my arm, but what do I go and do? I go and get another one, now I got two, ooh Now I'm sittin' here with your name on my skin I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim, shit If you only knew how much I hated you For every motherfucking thing you ever put us through Then I wouldn't be standin' here cryin' over you, boohoo You don't know how sick you make me You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach Every time I think of you I puke You must just not know You may not think you do but you do Every time I think of you I puke I was gonna take the time to sit down And write you a little letter But I thought a song would probably be a little better Instead of a letter, that you'd probably just shred up, yeah I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made me stop and think of How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink to A stupid piece of paper, I'd rather let you see how Much I fuckin' hate you in a freestyle You're a fuckin' coke-head slut, I hope you fuckin' die I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye I hate your fuckin' guts you fuckin' slut I hope you die, die But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad It's not that I still love you, it's not cause I want you back It's just that when I think of you it makes me want to yack, ack But what else can I do? I haven't got a clue Now I guess I'll just move on, I have no choice but to But every time I think of you now all I want to do is puke You don't know how sick you make me You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach Every time I think of you I puke You must just not know You may not think you do but you do Every time I think of you I puke

13 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

[Intro: Morris Casuto, Spiro Agnew, Randy Blazak & Eminem] What we have to do is deal with it when these individuals are young enough, if you will, to be saved, not in a religious sense, but not to constitute what this country at times calls (Yeah) their throwaway children We seem to be approaching (C'mon!) an age of the gross (*Burp*) We all have this idea that we should move up a little bit from our parents' station and each-and each generation should do a little bit better [Verse 1: Eminem] All right, come on, let's cut the bullshit, enough Let's get it started, let's start addressin' this issue, and open it up Let's take this shit back to the basement and we can discuss Statements that's made on this tape and its whole origin of The music that we all know and love, the music we all enjoy The music you accuse me of tryin' to destroy Let's rewind it to '89 when I was a boy On the East Side of Detroit, crossin' 8 Mile into Warren Into hick territory; I'd like to share a story This is my story, and can't nobody tell it for me You have well informed me, I am well-aware That I don't belong here: you've made that perfectly clear I get my ass kicked damn near everywhere From Bel-Aire shopping center just for stoppin' in there From the black side all the way to the white side Okay, there's a bright side, a day that I might slide You may call it a pass, I call it haulin' my ass Through that patch of grass over them railroad tracks Oh, them railroad tracks, them old railroad tracks Them good old notorious so well known tracks [Chorus: Eminem] So, let's go back, follow the yellow brick road As we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place That I once used to call home sweet home Come on, let's go back, follow the yellow brick road As we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place That I once used to call home sweet home [Bridge: Eminem] I'd roam the streets so much they called me a drifter Sometimes I'd stick up a thumb just to hitchhike Just to get picked up to get me a lift to 8 Mile and Van Dyke or steal a goddamn bike From somebody's backyard, and drop it off at the park That was the halfway mark, to meet Kim had to walk Back to her mama's on Chalmers after dark To sneak me in the house when I'm kicked out my mom's That's about the time I first met Proof With Goofy Gary on the steps at Osborn, handin' out some flyers We was doin' some talent shows at Center Line High I told him to stop by and check us out sometime He looked at me like I'm out my mind Shook his head like, "White boys don't know how to rhyme." I spit out a line and rhymed "birthday" with "first place" And we both had the same rhymes that sound alike We was on the same shit, that Big Daddy Kane shit Where compound syllables sound combined From that day we was down to ride Somehow we knew we'd meet again somewhere down the line [Chorus: Eminem] So, let's go back, follow the yellow brick road As we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place That I once used to call home sweet home Come on, let's go back, follow the yellow brick road As we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place That I once used to call home sweet home [Verse 2: Eminem] My first year in 9th grade, can't forget that day at school It was cool 'til your man MC Shan came through He said that Puma's the brand ‘cause the Klan makes Troops It was rumors, but man, goddamn, they flew Musta been true, because man, we done banned they shoes I had the new ones, the Cool J Ice Lamb, suede too But we just threw 'em in the trash like they yesterday's news Guess who came through next? X Clan debuted Professor X (Vanglorious!) "Exist in a state of red, black and green, with a key, sissies!" Now with this bein' the new trend, we don't fit in Crackas is out with Cactus Albums, blackness is in African symbols and medallions represent Black Power And we ain't know what it meant, me and my man Howard And Butter would go to the mall With 'em all over our necks like we're showin' 'em off Not knowin' at all we was bein' laughed at "You ain't even half black! You ain't 'posed to have that, homie, let me grab that! And that Flavor Flav clock, we gon' have to snatch that!" All I remember is meetin' back at Manix's basement, sayin' how we hate this How racist but dope the X Clan's tape is Which reminds me, back in '89, me And Kim broke up for the first time; she was tryin' to two-time me And there was this black girl at our school, who thought I was cool ‘Cause I rapped, so she was kinda eyein' me And oh the irony, guess what her name was? Ain't even gonna say it, plus The same color hair as hers was and blue contacts And a pair of jugs, the bombest goddamn girl in our whole school If I could pull her, not only would I become more popular But I would be able to piss Kim off at the same time But it backfired I was supposed to dump her but she dumped me for this black guy And that's the last I ever seen or heard Or spoke to the "Ole Foolish Pride" girl, but I've heard People say they heard the tape and it ain't that bad But it was: I singled out a whole race And for that I apologize, I was wrong ‘Cause no matter what color a girl is, she's still a- [Chorus: Eminem] So, let's go back, follow the yellow brick road As we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place That I once used to call home sweet home Come on, let's go back, follow the yellow brick road As we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place That I once used to call home sweet home [Outro: Debbie Mathers] Fuck out of my house, you fuckin' pieces of shit! Get the fuck out of my house, you stupid fucker! You son of a bitch!

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NotShallow
NotShallow

There's not much you could do or say to phase me People think I'm a little bit crazy I get it from all angles, even occasionaly Doc Drezy'll have to step in every once in a while to save me To make me stop and think about it 'fore I just say things Sometimes I forget what other people just may think A lot of rappers finally wouldn't know how to take me If they heard some shit, I'd lay the tape 'fore they erase me I maybe a little too fast paced and racy Sometimes the average listener rewinds and plays me twenty times 'Cause I say so many rhymes, it may seem like I'm goin' too fast 'cause my mind is racing And I could give a fuck what category you place me Long as when I'm pushing up daisies and gone As long as you place me amongst one of them greats When I hit the heavenly gates I'll be cool beside Jay-Z For every single die hard fan who embraced me I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me And I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me Believe it or not, I thank my mom for how she raised me In the neighborhood daily, they jumped and chased me It only made me what I am today, see Regardless of what anybody believes who hates me You ain't gonna make or break me Tryna strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, G You're only gonna be in for a rude awakening 'Cause sooner or later you haters are all gonna face me And when you face me with all the shit you've been saving to say to me You had all this time to think about it Now don't pussy out and try to wimp out, face me 'Cause I've been patiently waiting for the day That we finally meet in the same place to see No matter how many battles I been in and won No matter how many magazines on my nuts No matter how many MC's I end up Oh, it's never enough No matter how many battles I been in and won No matter how many magazines on my nuts No matter how many MC's I end up Oh oh, it's never enough My flow's untouchable now you gotta face it Uh oh, it gets worse when I go back to the basics You go say the wrong shit and get your face split The smell of victory, love it so much I can taste it My spot my talk, it blaze a direct hit Graze it, your peace talk, save it Your shit sounds dated, you're overrated I'm obligated to study your moves then crush you motherfuckers If I'm the best and the worst, then God's gift is a curse Soldier trained to destroy, you payin' attention boy? I spit shit, slick shit, so quick you miss it To be specific I go ballistic as hieroglyphic My music is a drug, press play, you ain't gotta sniff it Chew it or pop it, roll a bag of the chocolate Get your high over and over, but you gotta cop it When it's hot, it's hot Your hatin' is undeniable, stop it No matter how many battles I been in and won No matter how many magazines on my nuts No matter how many MC's I end up Oh, it's never enough No matter how many battles I been in and won No matter how many magazines on my nuts No matter how many MC's I end up Oh oh, it's never enough

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Trey Andrews
Trey Andrews

This is such an underrated song bro.

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Ekinzy Matthew
Ekinzy Matthew

Praying for DMX recovery. Legend ❤️

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J C
J C

i love how this is 6.9k dislikes

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Talimus 316
Talimus 316

Las feministas adoran a Eminem

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NotShallow
NotShallow

Daddy what are you doing? Okay then! Everybody listen up! I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me? Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high No plane that I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you, To show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to? Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut'em off And got'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall With my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off All this time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off (Suck it, Marshall) So tell Laura and her husband to back off Before I push this motherfuckin' button and blast off And launch one at these Russians and that's all Blow every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? Hailie, tell 'em baby My Dad's Lost It! There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it I think my dad's gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby I think my dad's gone crazy There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad's gone crazy There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad's gone crazy It's like my mother always told me and codeine and Goddammit you little motherfucker If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' Uh, fuck that shit bitch eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick and lick A million mutherfuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put out a mutherfuckin' Gospel record I'd rather be a pussy whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy lips glued to my face With a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows Quit givin' me my ammo. Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more? Dad There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it I think my dad's gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby I think my dad's gone crazy There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad's gone crazy There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad's gone crazy My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time Can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what you're seein' is a genius at work, which to me isn't work So it's easy to misinterpret it at first 'Cause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit every time I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave Screamin' at the sky, 'til clouds gather, it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's pretty much the gist of it, the parents are pissed but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater stashed in two seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it I think my dad's gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby I think my dad's gone crazy There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad's gone crazy There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad's gone crazy Crazy Ha ha ha You're funny daddy!

14 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

So I'm out the game, huh? Yo, Dre, we ridin'? Whatever Haha, well, I'm with you, homie Okay, let's handle the small shit I was born to brew up storms, stir up shit Kick up dust, cuss 'til I slur up spit Grew up too quick, went through too much Knew too much shit, corrupt And I'ma pour it on like syrup, bitch Thick and rich, sick and twisted, Mr. Buttersworth Dre told me to milk this shit for what it's worth 'Til the cow just tilts and tips and stumbles to Earth And if I fumble a verse, keep going First take I make, mistakes, just keep it No punches pulled, no punches, that's weak shit Fake shit, if I ever take shit I'll eat shit Wasn't for him, wouldn't be shit Creep with me as we take a little trip down memory lane Been here longer than anyone in the game And I ain't got to lie about my age (But what about Jermaine?) Fuck Jermaine! He don't belong speaking mine or Timbaland's name And don't think I don't read your little interviews And see what you're sayin' I'm a giant, and I ain't gotta move 'til I'm provoked When I see you, I'ma step on you and not even know it You midget, mini-me with a bunch of little mini-yous Running around your backyard swimming pools Over 80 million records sold And I ain't have to do it with ten- or eleven-year-olds 'Cause what you say is what you say Say what you say how you say it whenever you saying it Just remember how you said it when you was spraying it So who you playing with, huh? 'Cause what you say is what you say Say what you say how you say it whenever you saying it Just remember how you said it when you was spraying it So who you playing with, huh? Second verse, it gets worse, it gets no better than this Amateurs drink veteran piss from a Dixie cup If you ever mix me up Or confuse me with a Canibus or Dre with a Dupri We'll rub it in, every club you're in Or have you blackballed And make sure you never rap a-fucking-gain Dre ain't having it, long as I'm here to play devil's advocate If there was some magic shit I could wave over the industry That could save it when I'm gone and buried To make sure the tradition carries on, I would If I could only use this power for good I wouldn't, not even if I could From the hood, and I'm a hornet And I'ma only sting when I'm cornered And I'ma only sucker punch and swing without warning And swing to knock somebody's fucking head off 'Cause I know if they get up I won't get a chance to let off another punch I'm punk rock, no one's punk Don't give a fuck, white-Pac, so much spunk When I was little I knew I would blow up and sell a mil' Or grow up to be Attilla, go nuts and be a killer And I'm something of a phenom, one puff of the chron' I'm unstoppable, I'm alive and on top again There's no obstacle that I can't conquer So come along with us (c'mon!) 'Cause what you say is what you say Say what you say how you say it whenever you saying it Just remember how you said it when you was spraying it So who you playing with, huh? 'Cause what you say is what you say Say what you say how you say it whenever you saying it Just remember how you said it when you was spraying it So who you playing with, huh? Now anybody who knows Dre Knows I'm about fast cars and Alizé, partying all day But I handled my business, 'cause it's work before play Don't look for trouble, but I'll serve you gourmet However you want it, you can have it your way You fuck my night up, I'ma fuck up your day Bullet with your name, sending it your way That goes for anyone who walks through that doorway 'Cause this is my space, you invade it Live to regret it, and you'll die trying to violate it Fuck around, get annihilated, eyes dilated Huh, like my old lady 'Cause what you say is what you say Sometimes what you mean is two different things Depending on your mood if it swings Think too many things, little hit of Dre's weed I can do anything, catch a contact and I'm gone And I'm back, I speed write And my loose leaf's my launchpad And I can pull any string, don't have to prove anything Catch a contract on your head You headed West, talk shit about Dre You better get a vest and invest In something to protect your head and neck And it's back and forth all day, like Red and Meth I joke when I say I'm the best in the booth But a lot of truth is said in jest And if I ever do live to be a legend I'ma die a sudden death Five mics in The Source? Ain't holding my fucking breath But I'll suffocate for the respect 'Fore I breathe to collect a fucking check 'Cause what you say is what you say Say what you say how you say it whenever you saying it Just remember how you said it when you was spraying it So who you playing with, huh? 'Cause what you say is what you say Say what you say how you say it whenever you saying it Just remember how you said it when you was spraying it So who you playing with, huh? Watch your fucking mouth! Yo, this Timbaland, tell him I said suck my dick!

14 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

Music, reality, sometimes it's hard to tell the difference But we as entertainers have a responsibility to these kids Psych! If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow Would you feel sorrow or show love Or would it matter Can never be the lead-off batter of things Shit for me to feed off I'm see-saw battling But there's way too much at stake for me to be fake There's too much on my plate And I came way too far in this game to turn and walk away And not say what I got to say What the fuck you take me for? A joke? You smoking crack? Before I do that, I beg Mariah to take me back I get up 'for I get down, run myself in the ground 'For I put some wack shit out I'm trying-a smack this one out the park, five-thousand mark You all steady trying to drown the shark Ain't gonna do nothing but piss me off Lid to the can of whoop ass, just twist me off See me leap out, pull the piece out Fuck shooting I'm just trying to knock his teeth out Fuck with me now, bitch, let's see you freestyle Talk is cheap, motherfucker if you're really feeling froggish, leap Yo slim, you're gonna let him get away with that? He tried to play you, you can't let him 'scape with that Man I hate this crap, this ain't rap This is crazy the way we act When we confuse hip-hop with real life when the music stops There ain't no getting rid of McVeigh If so you would've tried The only way I'm leaving this bitch is suicide I have died clinically, arrived back at my enemy's crib with Hennessey Got drunk then I finished he I'm every niggas favorite arch-enemy Physically fitted to be the most dangerous nigga with beef I spark willingly with a Dillinger in the dark diligently I'm not what you think I appear to be fucked up Mentally endangered I can't stay away from a razor I just want my face in a paper I wish a nigga had a grenade to squeeze tight to awake neighbors for acres I murder you Danger had me turned into a mad man, son of Sam, bitch, I'm surgical I'll allergic to dying, you think not? You got balls? We can see how large When the music stops I was happy having a deal at first Thought money would make me happy but It only made my pain worst It hurts when you see your friends turn their back on you dawg When you ain't got nothing left but your word and your balls And you're stressed from the calls of your new friends Beggin' with they hands out Checking for your record when its selling When it ain't, that's the end, no laughs No friends no girl Just the gin you drink 'til your car spin, you think Damn! You slam into the wall and you fall Out the car, trying to crawl with one arm About to lose it all in a pool of alcohol If my funeral's tomorrow, wonder if they would even call when the music stops Let's see how many of your men loyal When I pull up looking for you With a pistol sipping on a can of Pennzoil I'm revved up, who said what would lead bust your head would just explode With red stuff I'm hand cuffed tossed in the paddy wagon Braggin about how you shot it like a coward, bullets devour you showered you Niggas, if I was you niggas, I'll run while given the chance Understand I can enhance the spirit of man Death itself, it can't hurt me, just the thought of dying alone that really Irks me, you ain't worthy to speak thoughts of cheap talk Be smart and stop trying to walk how G's walk before we spark Hug the floor while we plan tug-o-war with your life, fuck the tour and the mic I'll rather fuck a whore with a knife, deliver that shit the coroner's like You high hype poppin' shit in broad day light nigga your a gonna at night When the music stops Instigators, turn pits in cages Let loose and bit the neighbors wrist to razors You all don't want war, you want talk In the dark my dogs all bark like woof Proof nigga I'm a wolf, get your whole roof Caved in like reindeer hoofs Stomped the roof shake the floor tiles loose The more you all breach, the more I moves This hill street, this is hardcore blues Put a gun to rap checking all our jewels (nigga) Or make the news betcha all you all move When the Uzi pop, you better drop when the music stop Music's changed my life in so many ways Brains confused and fucked since the 5th grade LL told me to rock the bells N-W-A said fuck the police Now I'm in jail 93 was strictly R&B Fucked up hair cut Listen to Jodeci Michael Jackson, who gonna tell me I ain't Mike Ass cheeks painted white Fucking Priscella at night Flying down sunset smoking crack Transvestite in the front Eddie Murphy in the back M-O-P had me grimey and griddy Marilyn Manson, I dyed my hair blue And grew some titties Ludacris told me to throw them bow's Now I'm in the hospital Broken nose and a fractured elbow Voices in my head, I'm going in shock I'm reaching for the Glock but the music stops

14 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

[Intro] Da-da, da-da Yo, I can't sing, but I feel like singing I wanna fuckin' sing 'Cause I'm happy Yeah, I'm happy I got my baby back Yo, check it out [Verse 1] Some days I sit starin' out the window Watchin' this world pass me by Sometimes I think there's nothin' to live for I almost break down and cry Sometimes I think I'm crazy, I'm crazy, oh, so crazy Why am I here? Am I just wastin' my time? But then I see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy It all makes sense when I look into her eyes, oh, no [Chorus 1] 'Cause sometimes (Fuck) it feels like (I was scared) the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leanin' on me ‘Cause sometimes it feels like the world's almost over But then she comes back to me [Verse 2] My baby girl keeps gettin' older I watch her grow up with pride People make jokes ‘cause they don't understand me They just don't see my real side I act like shit don't faze me, inside it drives me crazy My insecurities could eat me alive But then I see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy It all makes sense when I look into her eyes, oh, no [Chorus 1] ‘Cause sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leanin' on me ‘Cause sometimes it feels like the world's almost over But then she comes back to me [Verse 3] Man, if I could sing, I'd keep singin' this song to my daughter If I could hit the notes, I'd blow somethin' as long as my father To show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got her God, I'm a daddy, I'm so glad that her mom didn't *reh tnaw* Now, you probably get this picture from my public persona That I'm a pistol-packin' drug addict who bags on his momma But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest ‘Cause there's a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside of my soul And just know that I grow colder the older I grow This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold And this load is like the weight of the world and I think my neck is breakin' Should I just give up or try to live up to these expectations? Now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself But I got a wife that's determined to make my life livin' hell But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else But the years that I've wasted is nothin' to the tears that I've tasted So here's what I'm facin': three felonies, six years of probation I've went to jail for this woman, I've been to bat for this woman I've taken bats to people's backs, bent over backwards for this woman Man, I shoulda seen it comin', what'd I stick my penis up in? Wouldn't have ripped the prenup up if I'da seen what she was fuckin' But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more I got my baby, maybe, the only lady that I adore Hailie! So sayonara, try tomorrow, nice to know ya Our baby's traveled back to the arms of her rightful owner And suddenly it seems like my shoulder blades have just shifted It's like the greatest gift you can get, the weight has been lifted, and- [Chorus 2] Now it don't feel like the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leanin' on me 'Cause my baby knows that her daddy's a soldier Nothin' can take her from me [Outro] Wooo! Told you I can't sing Oh, well-I tried Hailie, 'member when I said If you ever need anything, Daddy would be right there? Guess what-Daddy's here And I ain't goin' nowhere, baby I love you (​​*smooch*)

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NotShallow
NotShallow

Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood I thought I had it all figured out I did I thought I was tough enough to stick it out with Kim But I wasn't tough enough to juggle two things at once I found myself planted on my knees in cuffs Which should of been a reason enough for me to get my stuff and just leave How come I couldn't just see this shit myself its me Nobody could of seen this shit I felt Knowing damn well she wasn't gonna be there when I fell To catch me the minute she was seen she just bailed I'm standing and swingin' on like 30 people by myself I couldn't even see the millimeter when it fell Turned around saw Gary stashin' a heater in his belt Saw the bouncers rush him and beat him to the ground I just sold two million records I don't need to go to jail I'm not about to lose my freedom over no female I need to slow down, tryna get my feet on solid ground So for now Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Bury my face in comic books, 'cause I don't want to look And nothing in this world is too much I swallowed all I could If I could swallow a bottle of Tylenol I would And hit it for good and say good bye to Hollywood I probably should 'cause these problems are piled all at once 'Cause everything that bothers me I got all bottled up I think I'm bottoming out but I'm not about to give up I gotta get up, thank god I got a little girl Now I'm a responsible father so not a lot of good I'd be to my daughter laying in the bottom of the mud Must be in my blood 'cause I don't know how to do it All I know is that I don't want her following in the footsteps Of my dad 'cause I hate him so bad Worst feeling I had was growing up to be like his fucking ass Man if you could understand why I am the way that I am What do I say to my fans when I tell em Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood I don't want to quit This shit, it feels like this is it For me to have this much I feel like this is it This is not a game this fame the real life is as sick Publicity my ass, consume my fucking dick Fuck the guns, I'm done ill never look at gats If I scrap, I'm a scrap it like I never whooped some ass I love my fans but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact That I sacrificed everything I had I never dreamed I'd get to the level that I'm at This is wack, this is more then I ever could of asked Everywhere I go I had a sweater, hood or mask What about math? how come I wasn't never good at that Its like the boy in a bubble who never could adapt I'm trapped If I could go back, I never would of rapped I sold my soul to the devil, ill never get it back I just want to leave this game with level head intact Imagine going from being no one and seein' everything blow up And all you did was grow up M-Cin' Its fucking crazy, all I wanted was to give Hailey the life I never had I've forced us to live alienated, so I'm saying Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye, say goodbye to Hollywood Goodbye Goodbye Hollywood Please don't cry for me When I'm gone for good So, goodbye Goodbye Hollywood Please don't cry for me When I'm gone for good

14 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

[Intro] I'm a soldier I'm a soldier (la-de-dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah) I'm a soldier I'm a soldier Yo... [Verse 1] Never was a thug, just infatuated with guns Never was a gangsta 'til I graduated to one And got the rep of a villain, for weapon concealin' Took the image of a thug, kept shit appealin' Willin' to stick out my neck for respect If it meant life or death, never live to regret what I said When you're me, people just wanna see if it's true If it's you-what you say in your raps, what you do So they feel it's part of your obligation to fulfill When they see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real? In confrontation, ain't no conversation, if you feel You're in violation, any hesitation'll get you killed If you feel it, kill it; if you conceal it, reveal it Being reasonable'll leave you full of bullets, pull it Squeeze it 'til it's empty; tempt me, push me, pussies I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze [Chorus] (I'm a soldier) These shoulders hold up so much They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up (I'm a soldier) Even if my collarbones crush or crumble I will never slip or stumble (I'm a soldier) These shoulders hold up so much They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up (I'm a soldier) Even if my collarbones crush or crumble I will never stumble [Verse 2] I love pissin' you off, gets me off Like my lawyers when the fuckin' judge lets me off All you motherfuckers gotta do is set me off I'll violate and all the motherfuckin' bets be off I'm a lit fuse, anything I do, bitch, it's news Pistol-whippin' motherfucking bouncers 6'2" Who needs bullets? As soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets An excellent method to get rid of the next bully It's actually better 'cause instead of you murderin' You can hurt 'em and come back again and kick dirt at 'em It's like pourin' salt in the wounds, assault and get sued You can smell the lawsuits soon as I waltz in the room Everybody halts and stops, calls the cops All you see is bitches comin' out their halter tops Runnin' and duckin' out the Hot Rocks parking lot You'll all get shot, whether it's your fault or not, 'cause I'm a- [Chorus] (I'm a soldier) These shoulders hold up so much They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up (I'm a soldier) Even if my collarbones crush or crumble I will never slip or stumble (I'm a soldier) These shoulders hold up so much They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up (I'm a soldier) Even if my collarbones crush or crumble I will never stumble [Verse 3] I spit it slow so these kids know that I'm talkin' to 'em Give it back to these damn critics and sock it to 'em I'm like a thug with a little bit of Pac influence I spew it, and look how I got you bitches rockin' to it You motherfuckers could never do it like I could do it Don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it Don't ever in your life try to knock the truest I spit the illest shit ever been dropped in two-inch So ticky-tock, listen as the sound ticks on the clock Listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on a cock Listen to the sound of me spillin' my heart through this pen Motherfuckers know that I'll never be Marshall again Full of controversy until I retire my jersey 'Til the fire inside dies and expires at thirty And Lord, have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me And put a curse on authorities, in the face of adversity, I'm a- [Chorus] (I'm a soldier) These shoulders hold up so much They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up (I'm a soldier) Even if my collarbones crush or crumble I will never slip or stumble (I'm a soldier) These shoulders hold up so much They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up (I'm a soldier) Even if my collarbones crush or crumble I will never stumble [Outro] Yo, left, yo, left, yo, left, right, left Yo, left, yo, left, yo, left, right, left Yo, left, yo, left, yo, left, right, left Yo, left, yo, left, yo, left, right, left

14 днів тому
NotShallow
NotShallow

[Intro: Eminem] People, it-it feels so good to be back! La-ladies and gent-gentleman-gentleman Introdu-du-ducing the new-new and improved-proved you-you know who-who [Verse 1: Eminem] Never been the type to bend or budge The wrong button to push, no friend of Bush I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese I'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease All these people I had to leave in limbo I'm back now, I've come to release this info I'll be brief, and let me just keep shit simple Cani-bitch don't want no beef with Slim, no! Not even on my radar So won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off? And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos From séance to séance, aw-a-aw-ch-a-aw [Chorus: Eminem] Come on now! Let's all get on down! Do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout Let your hair down and square dance with me! Come on now! Let's all get on down! Do-si-do now! We gon' have a good round Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout Let your hair down and square dance with me! [Verse 2: Eminem] Yeah, let your hair down to the track, yeah, kick on back (Boo!) The boogie monster of rap, yeah, the man's back With a plan to ambush this Bush administration Mush the Senate's face and push this generation Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say somethin' You might not like, this white hot light That I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt Oh no, I won't leave no stone unturned Oh no, I won't leave, won't go nowhere Do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there! Oh yeah, don't think I won't go there Go to Beirut and do a show there (Haha!) Yeah, you laugh 'til your mothafuckin' ass gets drafted While you're at band-camp thinkin' that crap can't happen 'Til you fuck around, get an Anthrax napkin Inside a package, wrapped in Saran Wrap wrappin' Open the plastic and then you stand back, gaspin' Fuckin' assassins hijackin' Amtraks, crashin' All this terror, America demands action Next thing you know, you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin' To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy You just a baby gettin' recruited at 18 You're on a plane now, eatin' they food and their baked beans I'm 28, they gon' take you 'fore they take me Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say, "Hussein," you say, "Shady" My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait Arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me! [Chorus: Eminem] Come on now! Let's all get on down! Do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout Let your hair down and square dance with me! Come on now! Let's all get on down! Do-si-do now! We gon' have a good round Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout Let your hair down and square dance with me! [Verse 3: Eminem] Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me Nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me Nothin' boosts me more or suits me beautifully There's nothin' you can do to me, stab me, shoot at me! (Woo-hoo!) Psychotic, hypnotic product, I got the antibiotic Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada-yada God, I talk a lot of hem-de-lay-la-la-la Oochie-walla-walla, um-da-dah-da-dah-da, but you gotta-gotta Keep movin', there's more music to make Keep makin' new shit, produce hits to break The monotony, what's gotten into me? Drugs, rock and Hennessy, thug like I'm Pac, on my enemies On your knees, got you under siege Somebody you would give a lung to be Hun-ga-ry like a fuckin' younger me Fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free Yeah, buddy, laugh! It's funny, I have the money To have you killed by somebody who has nothin' I'm past bluffin', pass the K-Y Let's get ready for some intense serious ass-fucking! [Chorus: Eminem] Come on now! Let's all get on down! Do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout Let your hair down and square dance with me! Come on now! Let's all get on down! Do-si-do now! We gon' have a good round Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout Let your hair down and square dance with me! [Outro: Eminem & Dr. Dre] Dr. Dre wants to square dance with me Nasty Nas wants to square dance with me X to the Z wants to square dance with me Busta Rhymes wants to square dance with me Cani-bitch won't square dance with me Fan-a-bitch won't square dance with me Canada-bis don't want no parts of me Dirty Dozen wants to square dance with you Yeehaw! Wee!

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NotShallow
NotShallow

Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S. Holy whack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin' right! To the rap mobile, let's go! Marshall! Marshall! Bitches and Gentleman! It's showtime! Hurry, hurry, step right up! Introducin' the star of our show, his name is Marshall! You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now So without further ado, I bring to you Marshall! You 'bout to witness hip hop in its Most purest, most rawest form, flow almost flawless Most hardest, most honest, known artist Chip off the old block but old doc is Looks like Batman brought his own Robin Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden With his own private plane, his own pilot Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges (boom sound) Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes Yeah, here I come I'm inches away from you, here, fear none Hip hop is in a state of 911, so Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah! Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah! Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles Gee willikers Dre, holy bat syllables Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham When I'm gone time to get rid of these rap criminals So, skip to ya Lou, while I do what I do best You ain't even impressed no more, you used to it Flows too wet, nobody close to it Nobody says it was 'til everyone knows the shit The most hated on outta all those who say they get hated On eighties songs Exaggerate it all so much They make it all up There's no such thing Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans It just means so much more to so much more People when you rappin' and you know what for The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome y'all To Marshall and Andre's carnival Come on! Now Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah! Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah! It's just like old times, the dynamic duo Two old friends, why panic? You already who's fully capable, the two caped heroes Dial straight down the center eight zero zero You can even call collect, the most feared duet Since me and Elton, play career Russian Roulette And never even seen me blink get me bustin' a sweat People steppin' over people just to rush to the set Just to get to see a MC who breathes so freely Ease ova these beats, and be so breezy Jesus, how can shit be so easy How can one Chandra be so Levy Turn on these beats MC's don't see me Believe me, B-E-T and M-T-V Are gonna grieve when we leave, dog fo' sheezy Can't leave rap alone the game needs me 'Til we grow beards, get weird and disappear into the mountains Nothin' but clowns down here But we ain't fuckin' around 'round here Yo Dre! What up? Can I get a hell yeah? Hell Yeah! Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah! Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah! So there you have it folks Marshall! Has come to save the day Back with his friend Andre And to remind you that bullshit does not pay Because Marshall! And Andre are here to stay and never go away Until our dying day, until we're old and gray Marshall! So until next time friends Same blond hair, same rap channel Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming Your host for the evening Marshall! Oh! Ha!

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NotShallow
NotShallow

[Intro] America! Ha ha ha! We love you How many people are proud to be citizens Of this beautiful country of ours, the stripes and the stars For the rights that men have died for to protect? The women and men who have broke their necks For the freedom of speech the United States government has sworn to uphold… or so we're told (Yo, I want everybody to listen to the words of this song) [Verse 1] I never would've dreamed in a million years I'd see So many motherfuckin' people who feel like me Who share the same views and the same exact beliefs It's like a fuckin' army marchin' in back of me So many lives I touched, so much anger aimed In no particular direction, just sprays and sprays And straight through your radio waves, it plays and plays 'Til it stays stuck in your head for days and days Who would've thought standin' in this mirror, bleachin' my hair With some peroxide, reachin' for a t-shirt to wear That I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this? How could I predict my words would have an impact like this? I must've struck a chord with somebody up in the office 'Cause Congress keep tellin' me I ain't causin' nothin' but problems And now they're sayin' I'm in trouble with the government I'm lovin' it, I shoveled shit all my life, and now I'm dumpin' it on [Chorus] White America! I could be one of your kids White America! Little Eric looks just like this White America! Erica loves my shit I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get! (Yah!) White America! I could be one of your kids White America! Little Eric looks just like this White America! Erica loves my shit I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get! [Verse 2] Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself If they were brown, Shady'd lose, Shady sits on the shelf But Shady's cute, Shady knew Shady's dimples would help Make ladies swoon, baby (Ooh, baby!) - Look at my sales! Let's do the math: if I was black, I would've sold half I ain't have to graduate from Lincoln High School to know that But I could rap, so fuck school, I'm too cool to go back Give me the mic! Show me where the fuckin' studio's at When I was underground, no one gave a fuck I was white No labels wanted to sign me, almost gave up, I was like "Fuck it," until I met Dre, the only one to look past Gave me a chance and I lit a fire up under his ass Helped him get back to the top, every fan black that I got Was prob'ly his in exchange for every white fan that he's got Like damn, we just swapped: sittin' back lookin' at shit, wow I'm like my skin is it startin' to work to my benefit now? It's- [Chorus] White America! I could be one of your kids White America! Little Eric looks just like this White America! Erica loves my shit I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get! (Yah!) White America! I could be one of your kids White America! Little Eric looks just like this White America! Erica loves my shit I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get! [Verse 3] See, the problem is I speak to suburban kids Who otherwise would've never knew these words exist Whose moms prob'ly would've never gave two squirts of piss 'Til I created so much motherfuckin' turbulence Straight out the tube, right into your livin' rooms I came And kids flipped when they knew I was produced by Dre That's all it took, and they were instantly hooked right in And they connected with me too, because I looked like them That's why they put my lyrics up under this microscope Searchin' with a fine tooth comb, it's like this rope Waitin' to choke, tightenin' around my throat Watchin' me while I write this, like, "I don't like this note!" All I hear is: lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy Sponsors workin' 'round the clock to try to stop my concerts early Surely hip-hop was never a problem in Harlem, only in Boston After it bothered the fathers of daughters startin' to blossom So now I'm catchin' the flak from these activists when they raggin' Actin' like I'm the first rapper to smack a bitch or say "faggot", shit Just look at me like I'm your closest pal The poster child, the motherfuckin' spokesman now, for- [Chorus] White America! I could be one of your kids White America! Little Eric looks just like this White America! Erica loves my shit I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get! (Yah!) White America! I could be one of your kids White America! Little Eric looks just like this White America! Erica loves my shit I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get! [Outro] So to the parents of America, I am the Derringer Aimed at little Erica to attack her character The ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns Sent to lead the march right up to the steps of Congress And piss on the lawns of the White House To burn the *galf*​​ and replace it with a Parental Advisory sticker To spit liquor in the faces of this democracy of hypocrisy Fuck you, Ms. Cheney! Fuck you, Tipper Gore! Fuck you with the freest of speech this Divided States of Embarrassment will allow me to have! Fuck you! Ha ha ha, I'm just playin', America You know I love you

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NotShallow
NotShallow

That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back I murder a rhyme one word at a time You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine You better get rid of that nine it ain't gonna help What good is it gonna do against a man that strangles himself? I'm waitin' for hell like hell shit I'm anxious as hell Manson you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve Thirteen I was putting shells in a gauge on a shelf I used to, get punked and bullied on my block 'Til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox (Mom! Mom!) I used to give a, fuck, now I could give a fuck less What do I think of success? It sucks, too much press I'm stressed Too much stares two breasts, too upset It's just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes) Grew up quick (no) was raised right Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right You think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi" Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I-T-E, 'Cause M-T-V was so friendly to me Can't wait 'til Kim sees me Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect? Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn't working? You hear this finger? Oh it's upside down Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back I take each individual degenerates head and reach into it Just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music And if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victim And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe My name is Slim Shady I been crazy way before radio didn't play me The sensational (Back is the incredible!) With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible It's Ken Kaniff on the, internet Trying to, lure your kids with him, into bed It's a, sick world we live in these days "Slim for Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs!" Geez, you guys are so sensitive "Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it" Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic Whose eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smoke in 'em With my windows tinted, with nine limos rented Doin' lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin' out All high and indo-scented And that's where I get my name from, that's why they call me They call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back I take seven kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in line Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time 'Cause (I'm) Shady, they call me as crazy As the world was over this whole Y2K thing And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing? Am I the only one who realizes they stink? Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think? Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings? It's why I tend to block out when I hear things 'Cause all these fans screamin' is makin' my ears ring (Ah!) So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina 'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this! I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her And have a son and a new brother at the same time And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name? I'm Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back They call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back Guess who's b, back, back Gue' gue' guess who's back (Hi mom!) Guess who's back Gue' guess who's back D-12, guess who's back Gue' gue' gue' gue' guess who's back Dr. Dre, guess who's back Back back, back Slim Shady, 2001 I'm blew out from this blunt, fuck

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